Pop a blue pill, stretch your lower lumbar, and check your health insurance coverage. Australian heavy metal juggernaut Boner Contention has officially arrived; a hamstring-pulling, prostate-probing love letter to everything that makes hard music hard.

Be part of history for their first-ever Melbourne show as they bring their unrelenting and magnificent metal mayhem to the infamous Cherry Bar.

With support from gothic rock legends Soulphase and high-energy rock powerhouse Karly Jewell, prepare for glory.

BONER CONTENTION Friday 11 December Cherry Bar / Melbourne 8pm doors / 18+ $13 + BF online presale | $15 at the door