taking place on the 12th December, at 1pm, we will meet at the park of remembrance (100 cambridge tce)
and, using the power of the mind and collective conscience, teleport to the east side of the river.

prior teleportation experience is welcome but not necessary.

the more people present, the greater our chances at success. research indicates quantum tunneling critical mass is between 68 and 70 people. the implications of what would happen with more is unclear...

we expect global breaking news coverage, so come wearing something you've attained from another dimension..

Here's the FB page:

https://facebook.com/events/s/world-annual-teleportation-att/1571599218338968/